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What Would Jesus Drive

Most people assume WWJD is the acronym for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really might stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus drove around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury"

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm." Possibly God favors Dodge pickup trucks because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

But then some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord ..." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in, you got it, a Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord."

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