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How about Pencils made from the carbon of human cremains. Nadine Jarvis an artist from London, says 240 pencils can be made from the carbon remains of the average person - a lifetime supply of pencils for those left behind.

This just seems wrong and doesn't even have the justification of being "green".

However, there could be a advantage with becoming a box of pencils. Our Church gives out pens with Southside Baptist on them to our visitors. I suppose they could give out pencils.

Or I could be Church office supplies. Either way I would continue to serve my Church after I'm gone. As long as I was used to write something good. But if they insist on using my carbon to scribble "to do" lists or keep track of phone messages...? Well, then I will haunt them from the grave..

Even so, I still prefer the company that will turn the Carbon in your ashes into diamonds after you kick off. The first ones were all colored diamonds, usually blue IIRC, from the trace amounts of other stuff in the ashes like Boron. I hear now the process will actually get you about any color of diamond, but depending on the individual cremains they still all come out different shades for different people.