 Men are NOT
mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
Ask for what you want. Subtle hints, Strong hints, and Obvious hints
do not work!
Yes or No are acceptable answers to almost every question.
All comments become Null and void after 7 Days and are inadmissible in
an argument.
If you already
know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
Men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a
fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve
is.
If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's
wrong.
If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer
that you don't want to hear.
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